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what kind of xangan are you?
I took this from someone else's site... it made me laugh.
the frequent flyer- this xangan tends to check your site out every minute of the day and loves leaving comments in every single one of your blogs...let alone 2 eprops for absolutely no reason. these people produce the most eprop revenue on your site. without them, half of your eprops would be gone.
the one night stand- these are the xangans who you have no clue who they are, they don't really have profile pictures when you go to their site (let alone any pertinent information), and they leave one message with NO eprop and never visits again.
the guy that sits in the back and makes weird sounds- this xangan is a rarity in xangtopia, but these people tend to be observers rather than commenters. but when they comment, it tends to be grammatically incorrect, obscure, and usually has nothing to do with your blog.
the fob- seeing a high population of asians on this thing, you're gonna run into the FOB. these xangans leave witty comments like "huk huk" and "keke" and weird face things like "^_^" on your site as comments. other times they write things like "&^*^+Æö|-a1??q? thinking you have a korean translator downloaded or something.
the newbie- this person always leaves you messages like "how did you do that on your site?" and "whats premium?" and "what are eprops? can i get real money for them?"
the anonymous- these people tend to leave comments on your site using the phrase "you don't know me but..."
my youth group kids- these kids go to my church and are on my xanga site and leave thuggish comments like 'wazzup' "sUp niGs" and 'weRd'
the novelist- these people somehow leave comments longer than the blogs.
misers- these people covet eprops like real 100 dollarbills....rarely pass them out because its so precious to them and they don't want to reduce the value of eprops (guess what monkeys, i asked citibank and eprops don't have any real value!).
the you deserve to be dragged out on the street and be shot- these people have recently popped up which i fear will be the harbinger of more..but xanga spammers have hit..leaving comments like "hitting you up with eprops, now give me some!" or "HoLlAz! PrOpz!@"
fisherman- these xangans are poor and need eprops, so they leave comments like "come visit my site oppa!" and "i wish i had some eprops"
ghosts- these spirits can only be felt because your counter tells you that they visited. this is probably the majority of visitors, but they come to your site, stay for a couple minutes and don't leave any comments nor eprops nor remnants of who they are, but an ip address.
the stutter bug- these people leave you 3-4 of the same comment because their submit button malfunctioned. these same people tend to complain on their site that they wrote this really long blog, but lost it and tries to rewrite it, but it wasn't the same so they feel defeated.
the venus fly trap- these xangans are usually good natured people...they leave nice comments, but you visit their site and BAM, its the craziest site on the planet..complete with javscript land, some weird ethereal love song you never heard, snowflakes falling down, with some crazy elaborate thingy following your mouse cursor.
clowns- i just hate them. thats it.
the referral- these xangans just visited your site cause someone told them to. these are the same people that would jump off a cliff if their friends did too.
the xangaholic- these xangans not only are frequent visitors of the xanga apartment for rent, but they leave references to marc and dan in your comments.
the mute- these people just give you eprops and no comments.
the atomic bomb- these xangans give eprops out all at once. they go to their 'sites i read' list and leave comments and eprops to every single one's latest blog.
which xangan are you?
jacob from URL @ 8/08/2003 01:31:00 PM
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