THE POOPIE LIST~

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but
there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet,
but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it
still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet
paper between your butt and underwear so you won’t
ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you’re done Poopie-ing and you’ve
pulled up your pants to you r knees, and you realize
that you have to Poopie some moore.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out,
you practically have a stroke.

Gassy Poopie
It’s so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a
long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is
the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you’re afraid to
flush without first breaking it into little pieces
with the toilet brush.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is
sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie
That’s where it hurts so badly coming out, you
would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your
butt gets splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out
your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie
It smells so bad your nose burns.

The Surprise Poopie
You’re not even at the toilet because you are sure
you’re about to fart, but oops…….a Poopie!!!

The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even
though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just
pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

Pass on the poop!! Send this to all of your
friends it is funny! Just give um a Laugh !! hope it
made you laugh too!

S*M*I*L*E

jacob from URL @ 9/13/2003 02:39:00 AM

# of kids:
12 ---> 8

4 by wife, 4 via adoption.

jacob from URL @ 9/13/2003 02:33:00 AM

thanking da ben

yakob78: yoyoyo!
Das da Bass: yo dude
yakob78: how are you doing, da ben?!
Das da Bass: busy
Das da Bass: in japan right now
yakob78: whoa
yakob78: coo, coo
yakob78: just wanted to take a little time,
yakob78: to thank you
Das da Bass: for?
yakob78: i'm serving in ny,
yakob78: at remnant church
yakob78: i've been serving as a YG teacher here for 3+ yrs
yakob78: and i'm putting a worship team together
yakob78: been at it for several months
yakob78: anyway,
yakob78: the reason i'm thanking you,
yakob78: is for how you took care of me,
yakob78: putting me thru grunt work first,
yakob78: teaching me how to mix the sound,
yakob78: teaching the technical things,
yakob78: and then teaching me bass,
yakob78: and worship team dynamics and stuff
Das da Bass: oops
yakob78: YO!
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Das da Bass: sorry
Das da Bass: japanese mouse
yakob78: ok
yakob78: haha
Das da Bass: hahaha
yakob78: anyway, all that stuff is coming into play,
Das da Bass: well i am really glad you're able to use it man
yakob78: and i'm seeing the good of all that you've taught me
Das da Bass: i put you guys through the ringer at times
yakob78: haha
yakob78: yeah, you did!
yakob78: HAHAHAHA
Das da Bass: but its good to hear its paying off
Das da Bass: thanks man
yakob78: yep!
yakob78: :-)
yakob78: no, thank YOU
yakob78: :-)
yakob78: ok, go back to doing your busy work
yakob78: just wanted to take a minute to thank you
yakob78: adios!
Das da Bass: paul says he 'really lives' when he sees people doing well
Das da Bass: people he's invested in
yakob78: for sure
yakob78: that would be me, for one,
Das da Bass: so thanks for making my day
yakob78: for the investing you and pr put in me
yakob78: haha
yakob78: :-)
Das da Bass: np
Das da Bass: now u go invest in them
yakob78: doing it
Das da Bass: beat them down when they need it
yakob78: :-D
yakob78: hahaha
yakob78: i tell them, NO CHRISTINA/BRITNEY!!!
yakob78: NO DIVA!
Das da Bass: hahahahahah
yakob78: (it's a big problem with these YG girls, man...)
Das da Bass: yeah
Das da Bass: ok
Das da Bass: i gotta run
yakob78: ok
yakob78: later!
Das da Bass: later

jacob from URL @ 9/09/2003 11:47:00 PM

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